Random thought of the day

I'm glad my friends are as ADHD as me. Exhibit A...

So I was sitting around with Jessica and we are looking for a name for her kitten and this is how our conversation went:

Jessica: What should we name the cat? We could name her Jade if she had green eyes. We could name her Sapphire but I don't like that as much...

Me: If I had a strip club, I would make all my strippers have jew names. Like Jade, Sapphire, Diamond, Ruby, Emerald...

Jessica: And the cheap skank one can be named Quartz.

Me: Yeah.

Jessica: Free lap dance with the purchase of a shot.

Me: That's an awesome idea.

Sounds like an awesome business plan to me...